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Thursday 18 April 2013

The Iron Lady and Slimy Dave


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I debated whether or not to actually write about this subject as I didn't want to become what I was writing about in the first place. I also didn't want to offend anyone, but then I though sod it, since when have I cared about that? My topic this week was conveniently highlighted by the death of Baroness Thatcher. Mere minutes after the news emerged, facebook was full of people expressing their opinions on her and her time in office.

Now freedom of speech is a wonderful thing and it has probably saved me from being either arrested or stabbed on many occasions. However, just because you have it doesn't necessarily mean you should use it (cue huge amounts of hypocrisy). When 13-year-olds start posting stuff like ‘Thank God she’s finally gone’ and ‘Ding dong the witch is dead’ you do start to wonder how much they actually know on the subject. Here’s an idea guys, do some research or stick to the Disney channel.  Yes, she may have been the devil incarnate to some people but by hell (see what I did there?) did she rescue the country, if only in the short term. In anyone’s books, £70 billion is a lot of money to bring into the country, plus she gave the Argentineans a Great British dickslap, which on its own is a fantastic mental picture. The best David Cameron has done to protect national interests is shown a bit of arsecrack.

That’s the problem with politics these days, no one has a spine. In the blue corner we have Slimy Dave having his scrotum licked by Nick Clegg (not quite such a nice mental image) and in the red corner is the worse Miliband. They all have the personality of a wet flannel, at least back in Maggie’s day there was fire and passion! It comes to something when the favourite politician in the UK is an Orang-utan wearing a straw wig. Boris is brilliant though isn’t he, like the country’s own personal jester. It’s all an act of course, behind the bicycle heroics, love of wiff-waff and moronic exterior is a savvy and clever man. It will be an interesting election struggle if Boris becomes the Tory leader as the better Miliband, the only man capable of challenging him, has fled across the pond, presumably to escape having to watch his brother repeatedly getting fisted by the trade unions and used as a glove puppet (a really bad mental image).  It’s people like Boris that can get the youth interested in politics again instead of drinking cheap cider on street corners and knifing old ladies or, even worse, playing minecraft.

There is a danger of overdoing it though, especially at the further edges of the political spectrum. These ‘free thinkers’ and ‘revolutionaries’ who try to ‘spread the truth’ by posting photos telling us that we are living under oppression and that we are all blind to the truth do start to get annoying. Some of you might say that it is because I see the truth in their words but don’t want to accept it. No. It’s because their arguments are weak at best and at worst ridiculous. My favourite one is how the education system is essentially a filter to discard those people who can think for themselves and live outside the box. Tell you what; let’s see how great your life is when you’re scraping along on benefits from a regime you hate while I am sitting in my well earned hot tub. 

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